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Funny Calm Quotes & Sayings
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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When I was very young and the urge to be someplace was on me, I was assured by mature people that maturity would cure this itch. When years described me as mature, the remedy prescribed was middle age. In middle age I was assured that greater age would calm my fever and now that I am fifty-eight perhaps senility will do the job. Nothing has worked. In other words, I don't improve, in further words, once a bum always a bum. I fear the disease is incurable.
John Steinbeck
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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I always get very calm with baseball.
Paul Simon
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After a storm comes a calm.
Matthew Henry
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Everyone is growing up too fast, calm down you'll have your moment.
Unknown
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My heart is calm and pure EVIL!
Vegeta
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I need a calm down app on my android.
Kirko Bangz
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Violence is a calm that disturbs you.
Jean Genet
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Everyone at the airport, please calm the fu.. down. Thank you.
Sara Underwood
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With the coming of spring, I am calm again.
Gustav Mahler
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Stay calm and aggressive.
Gabrielle Reece
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yet I calm disent embarrassed by your obvious.
Skin
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Because you want to keep an air of calm and cool.
Maya Rudolph
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I am a professional. At the circuit I am calm. At home I am very different.
Jean Alesi
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My other life keeps me calm and grounded and normal.
Shawn Johnson
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Romance is tempestuous. Love is calm.
Mason Cooley
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Keep calm, stay strong and make them wonder how you're still smiling.
Unknown
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There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm.
Willa Cather
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She can only take so much, she has been bottling her emotions, she is about to break. This is the calm before the storm.
Unknown
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