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Funny Clever Turning 60 Sloga Quotes & Sayings
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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office...I will find you. You have my Word.
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Did you hear about the new reversible jackets? I can't wait to see how they turn out.
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Call me Spider-man because I'm in love with Mary Jane.
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I think car horns should sound like gun shots....I bet you'll move then.
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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
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Dear Jesus, I can afford wine. How about you start turning water into gas?
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Boy: Why can't tampons talk? Girl: Because they're stuck up bi...es.
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Mitt Romney should change his first name to Fetch, because he's never going to happen.
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All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
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The devil would have Christ prove Himself to be God, by turning stones into bread; but the Holy Ghost shows His Godhead by turning stones into flesh.
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A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it
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The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better -- it is just turning around as usual.
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If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
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For an actor, you're rejected eight or ten times a day. All you've got to sell is yourself. You're not selling products, they're not turning down a car, they're turning you down. Most people can't handle that. Most people are essentially not set up that way.
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