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Funny Days Off Quotes & Sayings
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I'm doing a very funny show in which we talk about issues. I speak at Aids charities and things. It's great to do something fun with our days and yet we're told we're doing something important.
Eric McCormack
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As brilliantly as the sun shines through some days, there are many days that it does not shine at all. Some days the clouds cover the mountains, and I must remind myself they are still there. And so I must continually remember that it is God's love that perfects, that makes the windows of our lives clear, that helps us see. There's much we don't understand now. All the more reason to accept grace and praise Him exactly from where we are.
Nancie Carmichael
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Here's to many more Grandparents Days before you go completely batshit.
Unknown
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My Hanukkah wish is to be in a relationship that lasts longer than eight days.
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I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.
Robert Paul
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I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.
Robert Paul
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Mondays rock...Anyone who doesnt like mondays, must not just work 3 days a week like I do.
Unknown
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Happy Hanukkah to someone spending eight days subtly trying to conceal their Judaism.
Unknown
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On my bad days I seek you, on my good days I thank you, on my great days I praise you, but every day I need you, Thank you God for always being here for me.
Rashida Rowe
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Everyday took an age to go by, which was odd, because days plural went past like a stampede.
Terry Pratchett
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Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money.
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There aren't enough days in the weekend.
Rod Schmidt
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Vince is the funniest person I've ever worked with in my entire life. There were days when we were shooting things, I would laugh so hard it would ruin the take, and I was afraid I was going to pee on myself, it was so funny.
Reese Witherspoon
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Have you got any soul? a woman asks the next afternoon. That depends, I feel like saying; some days yes, some days no. A few days ago I was right out; now I've got loads, too much, more than I can handle. I wish I could spread it a bit more evenly, I want to tell her, get a better balance, but I can't seem to get it sorted. I can see she wouldn't be interested in my internal stock control problems though, so I simply point to where I keep the soul I have, right by the exit, just next to the blues.
Nick Hornby
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When a noble life has prepared old age, it is not decline that it reveals, but the first days of immortality.
Muriel Spark
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Love reckons hours for months, and days for years; And every little absence is an age.
John Dryden
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I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
Robert Downey Junior
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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Johnny Carson
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks
Joe E Lewis
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