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Funny Door Quotes & Sayings
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My gut feelings and my faith tell me that until God shuts a door, no human can shut it.
Olusegun Obasanjo
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France is the only place where you can make love in the afternoon without people hammering on your door.
Barbara Cartland
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This mug of mine is as plain as a barn door. Why should people pay 35 cents to look at it?
Spencer Tracy
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a s..y negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Politicians are distressed at the lack of control they have over Internet content. Don't let them get their foot in the door.
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When opportunity knocked, I ran out the back door shit I thought it was the cops.
Lil Wayne
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When a door closes the right ones will always open, trust in Gods plan and timing and you will forever be blessed.
Unknown
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Strange - is it not? That of the myriads who Before us passed the door of Darkness through, Not one returns to tell us of the road Which to discover we must travel too.
Horace
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I've been waiting for that bright sunshine to show up and shine in my back door someday.
Luther Allison
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We have ALL waited behind a door to scare someone, then leaving because theyre taking too long to come out...
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Joy, temperance, and repose, slam the door on the doctor's nose.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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Radio is a really strange business now, too. There's a very narrow door and a very few people control what gets played.
Taylor Hanson
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My Definition of a clean room; a clear path from the door to my bed.
Unknown
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That moment of shame when you walk up to an automatic door and it doesnt open for you.
Unknown
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She smiled softly, the saddest loneliest smile I've ever seen and then she shut the door behind her and was gone.
Unknown
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Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
Katherine Hepburn
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Wake up to the cleaning lady knocking and shit I close the door so I can bake up.
Wiz Khalifa
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When suffering knocks at your door and you say there is no seat for him, he tells you not to worry because he has brought his own stool.
Chinua Achebe
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I had been working for eight years and all I had to show for it was this horrible debt. At one point we had the bailiff at the door.
Tom Felton
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After hours, four ho.., flying spur, four-door, Stay strapped, 4-4, I can never go broke.
French Montana
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