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Your body's not meant to take that abuse. I've closed that door, but I don't know that I've locked it for good.
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The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.
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Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody.
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...�
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Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
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I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.
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Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own.
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In their twenties men just want, want, want, want, want.. Dont make everybody deal with your want all the time. It gets so old. You know? After 25, its just throw the ego out the door.
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I think he came to the front door and rang the bell, and Maggie let him in, and he said he had forgotten his key; so I think she must have been down stairs.
Lizzie Andrew Borden
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I am flattered to have been the woman to have opened the door for female rockers to be accepted into the mainly male industry.
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Education is the key to unlock the golden door of freedom.
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Don't expect me to come chasing you out the door. If you want to leave then go. I won't care to try and stop you.
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Wonderful day for passing my way, knock on my door and even the score with your eyes. Lovely to see you again, my friend.
The Moody Blues
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I have always felt that if a man gives you a solid gold key to his door he is entitled to the courtesy of a visit.
Hedy Lamarr
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Strange, is it not? That of the myriads who Before us pass'd the door of Darkness through, Not one returns to tell us of the Road Which to discover we must travel too.
Edward Fitzgerald
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I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?
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Last thing I remember, I was running for the door I had to find the passage back to the place I was before relax.
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