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Funny Fire Alarm Quotes & Sayings
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
Dave Barry
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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit. As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
Mitch Hedberg
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If there is illness in your home, do you not need a doctor from outside? If your home catches on fire, do you not need fire fighters from outside? God has sent me to America in the role of a doctor, in the role of a fire fighter.
Sun Myung Moon
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If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!
Milton Jones
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So there was a fire inside me. And that fire inside you, it can be turned into a negative form or a positive form. And I gradually realised that I had this fire and that it had to be used in a positive way.
John Newcombe
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Driving a fire truck is always a thrill. Is it better than s..? No!
Lou Angeli
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I don't know what you expect, staring into the TV set, fighting fire with fire.
Talking Heads
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People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.
Abigail Van Buren
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Honest criticism means nothing: what one wants is unrestrained passion, fire for fire.
Henry Miller
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You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within.
Bob Nelson
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Fire it up, fire it up. When we finally turn it over make a B-line towards the border. Have a drink, you've had enough.
Modest Mouse
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The people who fight fire with fire, usually end up with ashes.
Unknown
52 Likes
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Bite my tongue...holding back. Fire on fire, won't fix that.
Tiffany Alvord
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When there's smoke there's fire...And I'm not gonna stick around just to be burned.
Demi Lovato
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The fire which enlightens is the same fire which consumes.
Henri Frederic Amiel
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Fire is the most tolerable third party
Henry David Thoreau
25 Likes
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We were on fire. Somehow that fire cooled off, burnt out. I kept straight, but I wonder how you turned out.
Drake
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When fire is applied to a stone it cracks.
Unknown
24 Likes
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So much of left-wing thought is a kind of playing with fire by people who don't even know that fire is hot.
George Orwell
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I've had tons of odd jobs, but I think that I would probably be a fireman because you get to see the results of your job. You get there and there is a house on fire. You leave and there's not a fire anymore.
Luke Perry
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