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Funny God Prayers Quotes & Sayings
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And it is to rock the soul and lead the person to immorality, corruption - to forget their prayers, to forget their God. And thus the world has partaken of the spirit of the Negro race, accepting their ways.
Warren Jeffs
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Every year we celebrate the holy season of Advent, O God. Every year we pray those beautiful prayers of longing and waiting, and sing those lovely songs of hope and promise.
Karl Rahner
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Wow my prayers have been answer. Thank you God for touching my brother's heart. His first time coming to chruch in a year.
Unknown
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God of my life, I welcome this new day. It is Your gift to me, a new creation, a promise of resurection.
Unknown
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Deja Vu is when God thinks something is so funny, that he has to rewind it to show it to his friends.
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Easter reminds us never to lose faith in God. For he may take sometime, he will never leave your prayers unanswered. All you got to do is, place your trust in him and watch him work magical wonders in your life. Happy Easter to you and your family.
Unknown
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If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
Woody Allen
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If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
Woody Allen
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If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him.
Voltaire
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It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.
Linda Evangelista
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It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him.
Arthur C Clarke
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Gray hair is God's graffiti.
Bill Cosby
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If God has cable, we are the 24-hour doofus network.
Unknown
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I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice.
Albert Einstein
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God heals and the doctor takes the fee.
Benjamin Franklin
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When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Peter OToole
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When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Peter OToole
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Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?
Lily Tomlin
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How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
Woody Allen
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As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Woody Allen
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