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Woody Allen Quotes & Sayings

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171 entries tagged including 81 subtopics.
Last updated Jun 2023

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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens

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Death And Dying quotes

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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

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Loneliness quotes

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Life Is Too Short quotes

I am an only child. I have one sister.

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Dysfunctional Family quotes

Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.

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Men And Women quotes

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Compromise quotes

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Attraction quotes

I don't know the question, but s.. is definitely the answer.

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Eighty percent of success is showing up.

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Motivational quotes

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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

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Weird Love quotes

Love is the answer, but while youre waiting for the answer, s.. raises some pretty good questions.

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Hilarious quotes

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

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I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies.

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Strong Relationship quotes

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I believe there is something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

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As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

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If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

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I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?

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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better . . . while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.

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Christian quotes

I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.

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S.. without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

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Relationship quotes

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.

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