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Funny Mcdonald Quotes & Sayings
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The actual getting into the gym and working out process was easier, but the eating was harder. I had to eat every two hours. At one point, my trainer said, 'Put anything in your mouth. Go to McDonald's, get the biggest shake possible. I just need to get calories in you.' Because my body fat at the time was only, like, 7.5%.
Taylor Lautner
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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Playtime and toys are good for kids, or they wouldn't buy them. McDonald's can provide that experience. And having dinner with the family is good for kids.
Jim Cantalupo
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I love French fries and bread, and when I'm on tour I have McDonald's. At home, I like to cook - I love omelettes in the morning. Still, I have started working out, so I do try to limit carbs and add protein. I want to build a little muscle.
Ashley Tisdale
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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Ronald has had bicycle safety and safety in the home. Yes, Ronald is McDonald's, second most recognised figure after Santa Claus, and there's an element of obviously benefiting your business.
Jim Cantalupo
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Because we only feed in the United States less than 1 per cent of the meals, most of them are eaten elsewhere. Most meals are eaten at home. So to make McDonald's the target is not going to solve the problem.
Jim Cantalupo
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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Got a chance to meet the McDonald's All Americans from Chicago at the game last night. I found out too that 8 out of 10 starters in this year's NBA All-Star game are former McDonalds All Americans.
Derrick Rose
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I've done it 30 years. I don't know what there is to gain by doing it 40. But I think there is something about doing it over that length of time that says something. That's seven U.S. presidents and five presidents of McDonald's.
Don Novello
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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We cover hamburgers, chicken, veggie burgers, salads, we've got a pretty broad range. To me, McDonald's isn't only about the food. It's about the prices, it's about the way we eat. Jim Cantalupo
Jim Cantalupo
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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I'll be Burger King and you'll be McDonald's. I'll be doing it my way and you'll be lovin' it.
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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If bars don't serve drunk people, I dont think McDonald's should be able to serve fat people.
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
Thomas Haden Church
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Surrounding yourself with good people and just finding out what you know how to do and doing it well. You know what I'm saying? Whatever it is. If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. Everybody's not gonna be a rapper. Everybody's not gonna have a, a gift with words and know to converse and how to lay business with a microphone. So you have to find out what you know how to do. I mean, there's some things that I can't do. I don't know how to golf. I can't play baseball. You know what I'm saying?
Snoop Dogg
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