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Funny Newspaper Quotes & Sayings
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Homer is new this morning, and perhaps nothing is as old as today's newspaper
Charles Peguy
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Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Mark Twain
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Newspaper clippings fill the coffee shops.
Kenny Chesney
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I read the newspaper avidly. It is my one form of continuous fiction.
A C Benson
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A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not.
Henry Fielding
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I believe the Times is a great newspaper, but a profoundly fallible one.
Daniel Okrent
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Our great American writers were all newspaper people.
John Gould
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A newspaper should be the maximum of information, and the minimum of comment.
Richard Cobden
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.
Kin Hubbard
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Newspaper men, perhaps more than any other class, are rated by ability.
Franklin Knight Lane
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Frankly, no newspaper is set up to monitor for cheats and fabricators.
Howell Raines
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Whether you're a newspaper journalist, a lawyer, a doctor. You have to organize your thoughts.
Frederick Wiseman
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Many a good newspaper story has been ruined by over verification.
James Gordon Bennett
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A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not.
Henry Fielding
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Whitney and I have fun reading the newspaper sometimes. You'd be amazed at the places they say I've been.
Bobby Brown
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In my opinion, any man who can afford to buy a newspaper should not be allowed to own one.
Roy Hattersley
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One newspaper even published one of my nude paintings - the one of me naked from the waste up.
Cleo Moore
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If you value a man's regard, strive with him. As to liking, you like your newspaper - and despise it.
Andre Maurois
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You shouldn't presume that all quotes that are in a magazine or a newspaper are accurate.
Andrew Card
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