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Funny Newspaper Quotes & Sayings
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A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.
Arthur Baer
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The most truthful part of a newspaper is the advertisements
Thomas Jefferson
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Saying the Washington Post is just a newspaper is like saying Rasputin was just a country priest.
Pat Buchanan
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It still surprises me when I find something in any North Carolina newspaper that isn't mad at me about something.
Jesse Helms
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I always wanted to be some kind of writer or newspaper reporter. But after college... I did other things.
Jackie Kennedy
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I was sports editor for my high school newspaper, but I think I shied away from journalism.
Jenna Bush
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For the last year I've been at Stanford University as a student and I've had time to read the newspaper.
Tabitha Soren
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Once a newspaper touches a story, the facts are lost forever, even to the protagonists.
Norman Mailer
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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
Jerry Seinfeld
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Early in life I had noticed that no event is ever correctly reported in a newspaper.
George Orwell
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The fact that a man is a newspaper reporter is evidence of some flaw of character.
Lyndon B Johnson
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I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely the happier for it.
Thomas Jefferson
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I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry.
Stephen Colbert
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The art of newspaper paragraphing is to stroke a platitude until it purrs like an epigram.
Don Marquis
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The newspaper is the natural enemy of the book, as the whor.. is of the decent woman.
Edmond De Goncourt
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If information is true, if it can be verified, and if it's really important, the newspaper needs to be willing to take the risk associated with using unidentified sources.
Bob Woodward
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If there was no Black Sabbath, I could still possibly be a morning newspaper delivery boy. No fun.
Lars Ulrich
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I am unable to understand how a man of honor could take a newspaper in his hands without a shudder of disgust.
Charles Baudelaire
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The fact that a man is a newspaper reporter is evidence of some flaw of character.
Lyndon B Johnson
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Live so that when the final summons comes you will leave something more behind you than an epitaph on a tombstone or an obituary in a newspaper.
Billy Sunday
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