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Funny Student Council Speech Quotes & Sayings
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Dear google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student.
Unknown
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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.
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Teacher: DO YOU WANNA SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS !? Student: Are You Asking Me Out?
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No officer, my speech isn't slurred. I'm just talking in cursive.
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Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.
Dr Laurence J Peter
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Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.
Dr Laurence J Peter
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Now, I cannot approve anything the council has rejected, but I can reject anything the council has approved.
Jane Alexander
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Teacher: Where is your book? Student: At home. Teacher: What's it doing there? Student: Having more fun than me.
Unknown
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The fountain is my speech. The tulips are my speech. The grass and trees are my speech.
George T Delacorte
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Just at the age 'twixt boy and youth, When thought is speech, and speech is truth.
Sir Walter Scott
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MY GRADUATION SPEECH: 'I hate all you f*ckers, I'm out.'
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Teacher: Get out a sheet of paper Student: LOOK AT ME NOW! Teacher: Excuse me? Student: IM GETTING PAPER
Armin Ferizovic
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Parent: What did you learn today? Student: Apparently not enough! We have to go back tomorrow!
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If a university official's letter accusing a speaker of having a proclivity to commit speech crimes before she's given the speech - which then leads to Facebook postings demanding that Ann Coulter be hurt, a massive riot and a police-ordered cancellation of the speech - is not hate speech, then there is no such thing as hate speech.
Ann Coulter
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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks
Jean Kerr
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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks
Jean Kerr
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Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks
Jean Kerr
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I used to believe in freedom of speech until I had to pay my first phone bill.
Suli Breaks
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Language is legislation, speech is its code. We do not see the power which is in speech because we forget that all speech is a classification, and that all classifications are oppressive.
Roland Barthes
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Speech is power: speech is to persuade, to convert, to compel
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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