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Funny Tarot Cards Quotes & Sayings
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Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the bellboy made fifty-two trips to my room.
Henry Youngman
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Consular offices make no attempt to determine whether the person obtaining the card is legally in the United States. In fact, the only people who need these cards are illegal immigrants, criminals and terrorists. Consular cards also are easily forged.
Elton Gallegly
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I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.
Joe Garagiola
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Life consists not in holding good cards, but in playing those cards you hold well.
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You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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You never know beforehand what people are capable of, you have to wait, give it time, it's time that rules, time is our gambling partner on the other side of the table and it holds all the cards of the deck in its hand, we have to guess the winning cards of life, our lives.
Jose Saramago
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Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
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Forget about your house of cards and I'll do mine. Forget about your house of cards and I'll do mine.
Radiohead
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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If I'm playing cards for pennies, I want to win.
Carl Hubbell
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Greetings of the Season and Best Wishes for the New Year.
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I never know what to do with bday cards I have a box of them from over the years.
Audrina Patridge
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Honesty is the best policy. But don't show all your cards.
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Season's greetings and best wishes for the New Year.
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May your holidays be merry & bright.
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Cards are war, in disguise of a sport.
Charles Lamb
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Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
Finley Peter Dunne
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May all of this good cheer last throughout the year.
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