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Funny Things In Bday Card Quotes & Sayings
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She's leaving when the president has one of the highest approval ratings on record. From here, it can only go down. And when it does, you know who they're going to blame. They're gonna blame Andy Card!
Andrew Card
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Social Security Number Cards by themselves were never intended to be personal identity documents because they cannot confirm that a person presenting a card is actually the person whose name appears on the card.
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I knew when my career was over. In 1965, my baseball card came out with no picture.
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Pretending to read your birthday card after the money's fallen out...
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I'd be honored to buy you a Father's Day meal with the credit card you pay for.
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If I wrote a National Coming Out Day card to give to my parents, it would say, 'Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a lesbian, and so is Aunt Phyllis.'
Sabrina Matthews
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New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guys are very rude. I said, "I'd like a card." He says, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New York." So I stabbed him.
Emo Philips
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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You arent eight decades old. You are eight decades young. Happy 80th Bday!
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This is my favorite time of year to be childless.
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A holiday miracle would be still fitting into my clothes after the holidays.
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I'd be much more into the office holiday party if my coworkers weren't invited.
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The most important training, though, is to experience life as a writer, questioning everything, inventing multiple explanations for everything. If you do that, all the other things will come; if you don't, there's no hope for you.
Orson Scott Card
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There's no limit to the amount of company time I'd waste shopping for your holiday gift.
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You remind me of Santa in that you work about one day a year and spend the other 364 days judging.
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Let's hope the kids are stupid enough to believe Santa bought them this year's budget-conscious, crappy gifts.
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People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny.
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I put so much thought into your gift it's now too late to get it.
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I hope you like the gift I took partial credit for.
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The quality of your Christmas gifts makes me wish Santa was real.
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