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Funny Toilet Paper P Quotes & Sayings
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fu.. underrated, I'm constipated. I'm shittin' on 'em, fu.. toilet paper.
Ace Hood
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I don't walk red carpets I walk on toilet paper cause I'm the shit!
Unknown
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People who talk shit are reincarnated as toilet paper.
Nishan Panwar
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Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty. Even the most horrible human being on earth deserves to wipe his ass.
Charles Bukowski
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Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
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When the apocalypse hits at the end of the year, they claim its gonna hit, I could sell that roll we got for free, your toilet paper, for freakin five hundred dollars.
Honey Boo Boo Child
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Yeah, but aint never had an album out or nothin like that, so youll see. Im sellin everything, man. Wall Street Black toilet paper, wipe ya ass, Black! That way you cant be embarrassed by your shi stainssome shit like that.
The Game
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France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper.
Billy Wilder
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It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
Rod Sterling
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An engineer is someone who washes his hands before going to the toilet.
Anon
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I love my toilet. We've been through a lot of shit together.
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Pee splits into two streams. Both miss the toilet...
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Teacher: Get out a sheet of paper Student: LOOK AT ME NOW! Teacher: Excuse me? Student: IM GETTING PAPER
Armin Ferizovic
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Whats the worst thing to do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
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School uses a lot of paper, paper comes from trees, trees give us oxygen, we need oxygen to live. Oh, cool. Teachers want to kill me.
Unknown
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One of the scariest things ever is flushing a toilet & seeing the water coming up instead of going down.
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The only parade I'll attend this Thanksgiving is the one to the toilet.
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When you were a child, you dreamed of adventure, travel, and success. As an adult, a lot of the time, you just hope the toilet flushes. . .
Rick Sutter
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I only got a toilet seat cushion so my face would be comfortable after an intense night of drinking.
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Start the day off right...On the toilet...Shitting out yesterday's bullshit getting ready to digest today.
Marlon Wayans
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