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Gas Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Eighty percent of our gas transits through Ukraine, which was the motive behind our Ukrainian colleagues' decision to start to blackmail us ... But we are ready to go to the Swedish court in the event of Ukraine's unsanctioned use of gas.
Alexander Medvedev
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The Bush administration and Congressional Republicans have failed to bring up comprehensive energy reform or any piece of legislation for that matter that would lower gas prices, opting instead to give massive subsidies to the oil and gas industry.
Rosa DeLauro
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When, at the age of seven, he blew up the family truck by dropping a match down the gas tank, we should have known he'd grow up to make his living hurling verbal firebombs at presidents.
Larry Speakes
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station.
Seth Rogen
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As I was filling up my gas tank I realized I didn't want to eat this week anyways.
Unknown
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I know quickly whether a guy is boyfriend material. If I can have a good time doing absolutely nothing with him, then that's boyfriend material for me. Like if we're able to have fun at a gas station. I've had some really good times at gas stations.
Alyson Hannigan
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s.. is like a gas station, sometimes you get full service, sometimes you gotta ask for service and sometimes you have to be happy with self service!
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The gulf coast, we all know now, after Katrina, is responsible for 25 percent of U.S. production of natural gas. Following Katrina and Rita, almost 75 percent of the natural gas production in the gulf was shut down and not producing.
Mark Foley
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Your bike needs gas.
Wolverine
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Let it roll if we got the gas.
Jason Aldean
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Hang on, I think I'm having an epiphany... Nope. Just gas.
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Butane is the bastard gas.
Hank Hill
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You have to be an idiot to run out of gas....I just did.
Brooke Burke
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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I'd love to fly, especially with the gas prices right now.
Joel Gretsch
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Do I need a gas mask? Should I get inoculated? Will this war last? Will we be incincerated?
Otep
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That's what the gas is about, that's what the bloating is about and that's what the fat storage is about.
Suzanne Somers
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