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Gas Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I think that there were only two people in my high school that were comfortable there, and I think they are both pumping gas now.
Grant Show
6 Likes
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I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
Weird Al Yankovic
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Since I wrote to you last we have got our chapel beautifully lighted with gas and have had our anniversary.
John Hawley
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You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
Jeff Foxworthy
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When things get too heavy, just call me helium, the lightest known gas to man.
Jimi Hendrix
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When things get too heavy, just call me helium, the lightest known gas to man.
Jimi Hendrix
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I'm always on the run; got weight to burn. Ease off the gas then I make the turn.
Nicki Minaj
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I have this one little saying, when things get too heavy just call me helium, the lightest known gas to man.
Jimi Hendrix
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I wish the dollar store sold gas.
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I have this one little saying, when things get too heavy just call me helium, the lightest known gas to man.
Jimi Hendrix
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You might be a redneck if ...the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
Jeff Foxworthy
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If Frank and The Beach Boys got together and did a Super Session album, it would be a gas.
Mike Love
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I have this one little saying, when things get too heavy just call me helium, the lightest known gas to man
Jimi Hendrix
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When I was Governor of Massachusetts, we worked to get Sable Island gas into New England.
Paul Cellucci
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I always assume that every gas truck I see on the road is about to explode.
Unknown
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When you only have $3.00 and you must choose between gas or Mc Donald's.
Unknown
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The realities are that, you know, as a black man, you know, Barack can get shot going to the gas station, you know.
Michelle Obama
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I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas.
Bart Simpson
25 Likes
When things get too heavy, just call me helium, the lightest known gas to man
Jimi Hendrix
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I'm always on the run; got weight to burn. Ease off the gas then I make the turn
Nicki Minaj
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