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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women.
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
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Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood.
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No-one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend
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I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
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I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx
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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
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I think women are s..y when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed. Somebody once said it's what you dont see you're interested in, and this is true.
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Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
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