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Haiter Waiter Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Haiter Waiter" sorted by relevance. 38 matching entries found.
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I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week, if I'm lucky.
Jane Fonda
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Yesterday, at a restaurant, I asked the waiter how he prepared the chicken. He replied, "We don't...we just tell it straight that it's going to die!"
Mahesh Shroff
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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
Rodney Dangerfield
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When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes. It's like when you're 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, 'Do you think I'm stupid?'. They can't grasp that I'm old enough to be married.
Megan Fox
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I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
Tommy Cooper
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Ah I'm goin be here for a while so I smile hatas. I'm on that green like a flower like a alligator. Now or laters, I'm serving ni...s Imma sound waiter Just tell me what you want, I bring that back an hour later.
J Cole
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I never taste the wine first in restaurants, I just ask the waiter to pour.
Nigella Lawson
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I was a lousy waiter, dealing with people and having people in your face like that.
Judge Reinhold
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Yes waiter, I'd like a supermodel sandwich. But instead of bread, I'd like Chrissy Teigen and Kate Upton and instead of meat, I'd like me.
Unknown
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If you're a waiter and you're waiting on me, you might get five percent, you might get seventy percent. It depends on how bad my math skills are that day.
Kelly Ripa
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I've never been in love before...But I can imagine its similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.
Unknown
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To go to the Oscars for Moneyball, that was pretty amazing. And to be able to go work with Kathryn Bigelow, that's going to be pretty sweet. Hopefully I don't have to go back to being a waiter. That's still my main goal.
Chris Pratt
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The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had a waiter in Canada who said, Could I get you your check? and we answered, How about the menu first?
Erma Bombeck
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Of course we've been fighting against stereotypes from Day One at East West. That's the reason we formed: to combat that, and to show we are capable of more than just fulfilling the stereotypes - waiter, laundryman, gardener, martial artist, villain.
Mako
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I spent five years as a waiter at a restaurant in New York City at the beginning of my acting career. So, I had a little bit of experience in food service. Fortunately, I didnt actually have to prepare anything on camera in the movie, which saved me from having to take any cooking classes.
Michael Ealy
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My father was a waiter basically, and when I got my first professional job as an actor, I left a job that he found me for half the amount of money. So anyone would think that they're stupid, that that would be a stupid move.
Alfred Molina
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What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding! says a bridesmaid to a waiter. And yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a whor...
Panic At The Disco
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People who are nice to you and mean to the waiter are not nice people.
Unknown
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