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Homer Simpsonss Quotes & Sayings
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I wish I had the voice of Homer to sing of rectal carcinoma.
John B S Haldane
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I wouldn't want to be in a Lisa episode. They're kind of boring. Maybe a Homer one would be better.
Meg White
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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
Homer Simpson
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Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully.
Aristotle
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Hateful to me as are the gates of hell, Is he who, hiding one thing in his heart, Utters another.
Homer
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Stupid risks make life worth living.
Homer Simpson
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I had some friends here from North Carolina who'd never seen a homer, so I gave them a couple.
Catfish Hunter
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The thirst for vengeance was the beautiful nature which Homer imitated.
Johann G Hamann
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I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman.
Homer Simpson
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Even his griefs are a joy, long after, to one that remembers all that he wrought and endured
Homer
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Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems
Homer Simpson
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Homer, God didn't set your house on fire.
Ned Flanders
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Operator, give me the number for 911!
Homer Simpson
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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Homer Simpson
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Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
Homer Simpson
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Since the time of Homer every European, in what he could say about the Orient, was a racist, an imperialist, and almost totally ethnocentric.
Edward Said
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Don't worry honey, daddy will fix that broken animal.
Homer Simpson
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People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, goodnight.
Homer Simpson
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Titos my ni...s, you know just we just need more shit and its ironic how I drop some dough when I got them Homer Simpsons,
Wale
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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Homer Simpson
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