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Id Rather Be Slapped Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Id Rather Be Slapped" sorted by relevance. 28 matching entries found.
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Didn't know how to say farewell so I slapped him in the face and ran away.
Unknown
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One time my sister was texting and driving and a cop was right by us & I didn't know what to do so I just slapped it out of her hand...
Unknown
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Evelyn slapped Raymond on the back with a laugh. You must be starved old friend. Come into my apartments, and we'll suffer through a deep breakfast of pure sunlight.
Sri Da Avabhas
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Straight men need to be emasculated. I'm sorry. They all need to be slapped around. Women have been kept down for too long. Every straight guy should have a man's tongue in his mouth at least once.
Madonna
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I threw love at the wall and it bounced back and slapped me in the face.
Monica Silber
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You guys are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard, your man boobs are gonna concave. -Fat Amy
Pitch Perfect
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You could get your wig clapped, kidnapped, bi...-slapped, A 2 to 4 could turn into a 6 flat, if that, C-4 to your moms front door, gift-wrapped, Whole fanbase could start thinkin' that your shit's wack, You could be at the gas station and get ya whip jacked, Get yapped, pay a ni... bread, get ya shit back, Right back, everything could change, just like that, Get pulled over on your way bringin' that white back.
French Montana
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3 men were drunk,they stopped a taxi.The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them, 'we ve arrived'.The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him.The taxi driver was stunned coz he was hoping that none of them must ve realized that the car didn't move an inch.So he asked,what was that for? Control ur speed next time,u almost killed us.
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