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If Im Even Half The Mom Quotes & Sayings
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If I have any talent at all it's from God, and my mom, who was on Capitol Records also.
Garth Brooks
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I wish mom had rung my neck when she caught me with those cigarettes.
Jake Owen
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My mom is way too excited to spend quality time with me when the power goes out...
Unknown
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I was labeled a troublemaker, my mom an unfit mother, and I was not welcome anywhere.
Ryan White
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One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.
Bam Margera
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I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
Adam Carolla
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I remember my mom dressed like Janis Joplin.
Bryan White
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If your mom's asleep, don't wake her up.
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My mom told me if she ever got mad at me she'd flush 'me' down the toilet.
Alexa Vega
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I'm so happy my mom raised me not to be a spoiled brat like most kids are.
Unknown
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When my dad divorced my mom it was kind of like him leaving me also.
Nicole Richie
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Simon is cool. You know, it's different if you ever see him around his mom. He acts totally different.
Ruben Studdard
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I am sure that if the mothers of various nations could meet, there would be no more wars.
E M Forster
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I forgive my mom for being a psycho and my dad for being a loser.
Nikki Sixx
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My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.
Amy Sedaris
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My mom's a Catholic, and my dad's a Jew, and they didn't want anything to do with anything.
Isabelle Huppert
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My mom doesn't get the whole gay thing, but she loves me.
Jai Rodriguez
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My mom has always said that if I get a big head, she'll take me out of this business as quickly as I got into it.
Chloe Moretz
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Dear Mom...Thank you for always being there. For at least trying to understand where I'm coming from. For listening to me without judgment.
Unknown
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Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like.
Arnold Bennett
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