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Kfc Joke Quotes & Sayings
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A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.
Clifton Fadiman
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I started a joke, which started the whole world crying. But I didn't see that the joke was on me.
The Bee Gees
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Because Buffy really has become the straight man, every once in a while it's nice to be the one that tells the joke and it's nice to be the one that is the joke and it's nice to do something that's a little bit different.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times and then one night it'll flop. And that's when I really take a hard look at myself and say: 'Well, that crowd is obviously wrong. That crowd has absolutely no idea what it's talking about.'
Aziz Ansari
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Unknown
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My joke, which isn't really a joke, is that there will be one of two tours: the tour for the album that does well, or the tour for the album that stiffs.
Richard Marx
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Laughter brings you to reality as it is. The world is a play of God, a cosmic joke. And unless you understand it as a cosmic joke you will never be able to understand the ultimate mystery.
Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
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Taylor gang or pay Rick Ross's KFC bill.
Taylor Gang
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Pull Up On The Block In The Drop Top Chicken Box, Mr. KFC, VVS's Is In The Watch, Living Fast Where Its All About The Money Bags, Never Front You Take There And Ain't No Comin' Back. Top Down Right Here Is Where She Wanna Be As My Goals Unfold Right Infront of Me.
Rick Ross
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Slick Dro it's me chicken money KFC, Crispy dark meat the carbon come in all heat, You know how the mob be they got me eatin shark meat, Order me a snail plate I think I want some frog meat.
Young Dro
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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I mean, first and foremost were just trying to make the best product we can and the internet becomes sort of a secondary thing. If a certain joke or scene picks up on the internet and takes off thats great. Although we never want someone to just get one scene or joke out of context. But sometimes well do a little short video or something for the internet hoping that that goes around just to stir up a little buzz for the show. But you know the internet is just a nice bonus to getting the show out.
Charlie Day
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Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy Award. The next day, I got a call from a guy who said, 'Lindsay thought the joke was hilarious! She wants to be on your show!'. I said, 'Great!' I called publicity and said, 'Get the press release out immediately!' It went around the world. People said, 'Are you kidding me?! This will be fantastic! This will be like the Super Bowl'... and then Lindsay Lohan says none of this is happening.
David Letterman
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As you may know, KFC is under worldwide pressure to eliminate its cruelest abuses of chickens, such as cutting the beaks off baby birds, breeding chickens to grow so large, so quickly that many suffer crippling injuries and slitting the bird's throats or dropping them into tanks of scalding-hot water while they are still alive and able to feel pain.
Pamela Anderson
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Domestic violence is not a joke...Ever.
Unknown
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The gods too are fond of a joke.
Aristotle
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
Karl Pilkington
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A joke is a very serious thing.
Winston Churchill
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A symphony is no joke.
Johannes Brahms
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Desegregation is a joke.
Nina Simone
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