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Kjeep Microwave Clean At Work Quotes & Sayings
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I hate when the microwave decides to heat my plate, but not my food.
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Put it in the microwave, now heat it up. Pull it out add the cold water, now beat it up. Hand me 4-7-5, and you can get your issue. I got that hard straight butter, my shit thick as grissel.
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There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea.
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No, I don't stop the microwave at 0:01 to feel like a bomb defuser...I stop it because I hate the f*cking beeping noise.
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You can come around the my way see me on the block, my pant legs rolled up with some yellow tube socks... You betta' make sure ur Geico paid, Killa B.H. heat up like a mothaf*ckin' microwave, WHOOOO
Joe Budden
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Longest minutes ever: 1. Waiting on a text 2.) Waiting on your food to get out the microwave 3.) Commercials while watching a good show.
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And death shall have no dominion. Dead men naked they shall be one With the man in the wind and the west moon; When their bones are picked clean and the clean bones gone, They shall have stars at elbow and foot; Though they go mad they shall be sane, Though they sink through the sea they shall rise again; Though lovers be lost love shall not; And death shall have no dominion.
Dylan Thomas
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Taylor Gang or take a bite out of your hot pocket straight out of the microwave in the nude and have some cheese drip onto your d..k, leading to a penile blister.
Taylor Gang
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Work at it, work on it, work through it, work to it, as long as it's worth it, never walk away from it.
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Yesterday, I was trying to do something productive with my day. I started off doing homework, which evolved into a stickman war in my English book. I tried to go for a run, but got destracted by a squirrel. I tried to help clean the house but ended up fascinated by the mouldy orange juice cartons which lay under my bed. I then tried to revise for a test, which soon elapsed into me writing comebacks at the teachers work comments in my exercise book. I then took a nap. This, however, was successful.
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Longest minutes in life: 1. Waiting for food in the microwave. 2. Waiting for that one text/call from the one you love.
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People: 'I love it when my boyfriend tells me how much he loves me.' Me: 'I love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready.'
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Work is love made visible. And if you can't work with love but only with distaste, it is better that you should leave your work and sit at the gate of the temple and take alms of the people who work with joy.
Kahlil Gibran
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As the house is cleaned, so the mind can be cleaned. As you enjoy a clean house, you will enjoy a clean and uncluttered mind.
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Work is love made visible. And if you cannot work with love but only with distaste, it is better that you should leave your work and sit at the gate of the temple and take alms of those who work with joy.
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Quick note here: if this crush-slash-swooning stuff is hard for you to stomach, if youve never had a similar experience, then you should come to grips with the fact that youve got a TV dinner for a heart and might want to consider climbing inside a microwave and turning it on high for at least an hour, which if you do consider only goes to show what kind of idiot you truly are because microwaves are way too small for anyone, let alone you, to climb into.
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Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work.
Vince Lombardi
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Nothing worthwhile comes easily. Work, continuous work and hard work, is the only way to accomplish results that last.
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There are words that work, that are meant to explain and educate on policies that work, on products that work, on services that work. I'm not going to ever try to sell a lemon. I don't do that.
Frank Luntz
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No man needs sympathy because he has to work, because he has a burden to carry. Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.
Theodore Roosevelt
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