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Male Vanity Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Only then man will raise his eyes to the sun that caressed with its rays so many millennia of frustration and anguish, of absurd and uncertainty, of lack of power and suffering. He will hail the sun and the stars and everything that surrounds him knowing they are all vanity of vanities. Vanity of vanities that will give man a meaning! This vanity of vanities will tell the man that he truly dreams his own Illusion of Life, that he finally found the meaning!
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If God is male, then male is God. The divine patriarch castrates women as long as he is allowed to live on in the human imagination.
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Sometimes when you look back on a situation, you realize it wasn't all you thought it was. A beautiful girl walked into your life. You fell in love. Or did you? Maybe it was only a childish infatuation, or maybe just a brief moment of vanity.
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Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are often used synonymously. A person may be proud without being vain. Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves; vanity, to what we would have others think of us.
Jane Austen
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There is nothing so agonizing to the fine skin of vanity as the application of a rough truth
Edward G Bulwer-Lytton
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.
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Vanity, I am sensible, is my cardinal vice and cardinal folly; and I am in continual danger, when in company, of being led an ignis fatuus chase by it
John Adams
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There's a little vanity chair that Charlie gave me the first Christmas we knew each other. I'll not be parting with that, nor our bed-the four-poster-I'll be needing that to die in.
Helen Hayes
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And it's absolutely true that male s..ual behaviour and female responses to male demands change a lot when they start communicating - and the levels of the communication that I've seen on the ground in very, very poor areas are so high and I think why don't we have that here?
Emma Thompson
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When thou criest, let thy companies deliver thee; but the wind shall carry them all away; vanity shall take them: but he that putteth his trust in me shall possess the land, and shall inherit my holy mountain. (Isaiah 57:13)
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Vain people can't focus beyond the reflection of themselves in a vanity.
Michael Travis
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A man's vanity tells him what is honor, a man's conscience what is justice
Walter Savage Landor
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One of the troubles about vanity is that it grows with what it feeds on. The more you are talked about, the more you will wish to be talked about
Bertrand Russell
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Only then man will raise his eyes to the sun that caressed with its rays so many millennia of frustration and anguish, of absurd and uncertainty, of lack of power and suffering. He will hail the sun and the stars and everything that surrounds him knowing they are all vanity of vanities. Vanity of vanities that will give man a meaning! This vanity of vanities will tell the man that he truly dreams his own Illusion of Life, that he finally found the meaning!
Sorin Cerin
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What vanity needs for its satisfaction is glory, and it's easy to have glory without power.
Bertrand Russell
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Pride that dines on vanity, sups on contempt
Benjamin Franklin
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The only cure for vanity is laughter, and the only fault that is laughable is vanity.
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Pride that dines on vanity, sups on contempt
Benjamin Franklin
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The highest form of vanity is love of fame.
George Santayana
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