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Microwave C Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Microwave C" sorted by relevance. 33 matching entries found.
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Put it in the microwave, now heat it up. Pull it out add the cold water, now beat it up. Hand me 4-7-5, and you can get your issue. I got that hard straight butter, my shit thick as grissel.
Killa Kyleon
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No, I don't stop the microwave at 0:01 to feel like a bomb defuser...I stop it because I hate the f*cking beeping noise.
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You can come around the my way see me on the block, my pant legs rolled up with some yellow tube socks... You betta' make sure ur Geico paid, Killa B.H. heat up like a mothaf*ckin' microwave, WHOOOO
Joe Budden
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Longest minutes ever: 1. Waiting on a text 2.) Waiting on your food to get out the microwave 3.) Commercials while watching a good show.
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The perfect gadget would somehow allow me to fly. Isn't that what everybody wants? It would also cook a damn good microwave pizza. So while in flight you had something to eat - an in-flight meal. Where would I go? Well, nowadays, it would probably just take me to work a lot quicker.
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I don't cook - I can cook - but I'm not very good. I like being asked over for dinner, because she can't cook either. We would starve if it weren't for modern technology. I know how to work a microwave, but love home cooked meals.
Mark Mothersbaugh
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Taylor Gang or take a bite out of your hot pocket straight out of the microwave in the nude and have some cheese drip onto your d..k, leading to a penile blister.
Taylor Gang
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I have the life of Riley. I take my kids to school, do a bit of work in the afternoon, pick my kids up, microwave a meal, hang out with my kids, and work for a couple of hours.
Sheena Easton
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Longest minutes in life: 1. Waiting for food in the microwave. 2. Waiting for that one text/call from the one you love.
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People: 'I love it when my boyfriend tells me how much he loves me.' Me: 'I love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready.'
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Quick note here: if this crush-slash-swooning stuff is hard for you to stomach, if youve never had a similar experience, then you should come to grips with the fact that youve got a TV dinner for a heart and might want to consider climbing inside a microwave and turning it on high for at least an hour, which if you do consider only goes to show what kind of idiot you truly are because microwaves are way too small for anyone, let alone you, to climb into.
Mark Danielewski
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Listen Ladies..some of u think head is a pu... replacement..you cant replace pu...! pu... is like a oven in the kitchen...put in some ham..some vegetables..and maybe some bread and 1 hour and 30 mins later you got a full meal... but head is like a microwave cause a ni... aint always got 1 hour and 30 min to be messin with ur ass..sometimes we need a hotpocket in 30 sec....BING THERE WE GO.
Katt Williams
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I speak for all the real ni...s when I say theres no such thing as a pu... replacement, pu... is at the top of the list but head is important too, see pu... is like a oven in the kitchen, its the best shit ever, you can put a ham in it n some biscuits n some vegetables and in an hour n 35mins you will have a home cooked meal, but head is a like microwave, sometime a ni... aint got an hour n 35min to be fu..in with your ass, sometime a ni... need a hot packet right now bi....justbing.thank you30second bing thank you !
Katt Williams
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