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For the amount of talent I had - and I couldn't dance, act, or tell a joke - I enjoyed a tremendous career.
Perry Como
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Some people know that they are so adorable looking, all they have to do is smile and dress up and they get plenty from that. Then there are some of us who, early on, see that that doesn't work. So we joke about it.
Merrill Markoe
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wanna hear a joke about my broken pencil? Never Mind, it's pointless...
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
Spike Milligan
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Seeing couples happy makes you wanna be in a relationship but than again its just a joke for people to play with someones heart.
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The lack of intelligence, narrow minded views and pure ignorance I see on social networks sometimes is a joke.
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If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real fast.
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Wanna hear a joke about my pe..s? Never mind, it's too long.
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One time when somebody showed up in a wedding dress, but I never knew if it was a joke, or she was serious. She asked me to marry her. She was serious. It was pretty funny.
Bryan White
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The best advice he ever gave me was to keep it real, keep it simple. He was a big believer in not having to spell every joke out. You shouldn't have to explain it.
Andy Dick
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All he cares about is going out there with his Jack Daniels bottle. Nothing has changed. That's kind of sad. If David was doing better than he used to be, then that would be different. But it was a joke and he made it that way.
Sammy Hagar
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Tool of Communist agitators... it's really a joke, isn't it? Because, quite clearly, we are a party of real moderates. It just shows how little they understand.
Helen Suzman
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I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep from crying.
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I have always noticed that deeply and truly religious persons are fond of a joke, and I am suspicious of those who aren't
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I think repeating yourself is a sign of old age, telling the same joke again and again. Especially if they're jokes that don't make people laugh.
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Paris and Nicky Hilton? Those girls will show up to the opening of a phone book. It's like a big joke.
Rachel Perry
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I Hate; Wasting my time. Repeating myself. Being treated like an option. Being lied to. Taken for granted. Taken as a joke. Played with. Mondays.
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In Japan, you have no idea what they are saying, and they can't help you either. Nothing makes any sense. They're very polite, but you feel like a joke is being played on you the entire time you're there.
Bill Murray
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When you're watching a cartoon and you understand the dir.. joke that you never understood as a kid.
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That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know. It seemed like a big joke. But I think the guy's for real, and I like his lyrics!
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