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My mum reads every script before I go for it.
Chloe Moretz
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My Mum brought me up to believe that if you look after the pennies then the pounds look after themselves, and I could never do it.
Damien Hirst
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I think my mum has the foulest mouth of anyone I've ever met.
Kelly Osbourne
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The only ones I trust really are my Mum and Dad and those who are closest to me.
Katie Price
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My mum actually gave up work to look after my child, which is so touching.
Jamelia
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I want to thank my mum, my daddy, my coach, my teacher, everybody in my life.
Jet Li
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My commitment is to my kids and my mum and I'm having a whale of a time.
Carol Vorderman
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Mum comes in and says 'I'm working out,' and she'll just be standing there naked doing a dance.
Kelly Osbourne
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I couldn't live without my music, man. Or me mum.
Robbie Williams
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I have to thank my mum for kicking me out at 16 and making me stand on my own two feet - that's how I got here.
Jay Kay
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My mum says, 'Go with your first instinct,' but this can lead to impulse buying!
Lindsay Lohan
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Obviously Victoria and Mel B have become mothers and there is a part of me that wants to be a mum.
Geri Halliwell
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Mum put me in drama classes when I was about 14. I'd been going on about it for some time, so maybe it was a way to shut me up.
Naomi Watts
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My mum has never wanted me to have children. She thinks I would be destroying my life, even now.
Tracey Emin
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You haven't see nothing yet till' you see me at the JERSEY fu..ING SHORE! Seeya later mum!
Snooki
18 Likes
Nothing beats having this beautiful child look at me and say mum. I get soppy all the time.
Nicole Appleton
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I love samosas filled with mincemeat. My mum makes really great ones.
Zayn Malik
16 Likes
Living in the fishbowl is hard enough without worrying about a Secret Service that can't keep mum.
Eleanor Clift
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I'm amazed that things have panned out the way they have. I always say I'm so lucky, though my mum always says, You make your own luck.
Orlando Bloom
5 Likes
Mum comes in and says 'I'm working out,' and she'll just be standing there naked doing a dance.
Kelly Osbourne
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