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Old Age Funny One Line Quotes & Sayings
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Everyone knows that by far the happiest and universally enjoyable age of man is the first. What is there about babies which makes us hug and kiss and fondle them, so that even an enemy would give them help at that age?
Desiderius Erasmus
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It is utterly false and cruelly arbitrary to put all the play and learning into childhood, all the work into middle age, and all the regrets into old age.
Margaret Mead
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The age of chivalry has gone; the age of humanity has come.
Charles Sumner
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Supreme art is a traditional statement of certain heroic and religious truth, passed on from age to age, modified by individual genius, but never abandoned.
William Butler Yeats
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Each of the professions means a prejudice. The necessity for a career forces every one to take sides. We live in the age of the overworked, and the under-educated; the age in which people are so industrious that they become absolutely stupid.
Oscar Wilde
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Age after age, the strong have trampled upon the weak; the crafty and heartless have ensnared and enslaved the simple and innocent, and nowhere, in all the annals of mankind, has any god succored the oppressed.
Robert Green Ingersoll
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It is the fear of middle-age in the young, of old-age in the middle-aged, which is the prime cause of infidelity, that infallible rejuvenator.
Cyril Connolly
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We prefer world law, in the age of self-determination, to world war in the age of mass extermination.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
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Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.
Harold Coffin
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The age demanded that we dance and jammed us into iron pants. And in the end the age was handed the sort of shit that it demanded.
Ernest Hemingway
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Old age realizes the dreams of youth: look at Dean Swift; in his youth he built an asylum for the insane, in his old age he was himself an inmate.
Soren Kierkegaard
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In every age 'the good old days' were a myth. No one ever thought they were good at the time. For every age has consisted of crises that seemed intolerable to the people who lived through them.
Brooks Atkinson
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At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage.
John Andrew Holmes
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Childhood is not from birth to a certain age and at a certain age The child is grown, and puts away childish things. Childhood is the kingdom where nobody dies. Nobody that matters, that is.
Edna St Vincent Millay
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Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock.
Ronald Reagan
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Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock.
Ronald Reagan
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Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Ogden Nash
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In an active life is sown the seed of wisdom; but he who reflects not, never reaps; has no harvest from it, but carries the burden of age without the wages of experience; nor knows himself old, but from his infirmities, the parish register, and the contempt of mankind. And age, if it has not esteem, has nothing.
Edward Young
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Sometimes, as a comedian, a line will come to you, that is so beautiful, so perfect, that you think: I did not create this line. This line belongs to all of us. Surely this is a line of God.
Russell Brand
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Litigation takes the place of s.. at middle age.
Gore Vidal
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