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Old Age Funny One Line Quotes & Sayings
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The follies of youth become the vices of manhood and the disgrace of old age.
Unknown
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Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.
Phyllis Diller
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This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search warrant.
George F Will
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Age imprints more wrinkles in the mind than it does on the face.
Michel De Montaigne
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How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.
CS Lewis
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Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.
Ausonius
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This is the first convention of the space age - where a candidate can promise the moon and mean it.
Unknown
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Do you know that Old Age may come after you with equal grace, force, fascination?
Walt Whitman
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At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgement.
Benjamin Franklin
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How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand.
Ovid
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The most common cause of fear of old age is associated with the possibility of poverty.
Napoleon Hill
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The Olympic Spirit is neither the property of one race nor of one age.
Pierre De Coubertin
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Responsibility for learning belongs to the student, regardless of age.
Robert Martin
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Though age from folly could not give me freedom, It does from childishness.
William Shakespeare
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Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
Joe Gores
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Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do.
Golda Meir
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s.. at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
George F Burns
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Invention is the talent of youth, as judgment is of age.
Jonathan Swift
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It is not well to make great changes in old age.
Charles H Spurgeon
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It is not by the gray of the hair that one knows the age of the heart.
Edward G Bulwer-Lytton
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