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Past Due Date Pregnancy Quotes & Sayings
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Wow, I've been called a lot of things, man. But inappropriate...that's some fu..ed up shit, yo! -Airport Screener
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You Americano's sneak into our country, bring drugs, party. You sleep with our women. -Federali Agent
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I'll bet you one unplanned pregnancy that you are secretly pro-choice.
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Sorry in advance for my multitude of verbal gaffes about your pregnancy weight gain.
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Pregnancy used to be a beautiful thing...Now it's just like... 'Oh wow, she's pregnant too?'
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Reason why I'm single 1) I can't date myself 2) I can't date my celebrity crush 3) I can't date food 4) I can't date the internet.
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Fine. But in the future when we're hanging out as buddies, if we get into a fight, don't got for my face! You know that's how I make a living, okay? -Ethan Tremblay
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Pregnancy tests should read: You're Screwed! or Keep Screwing.
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Sorry your freshman 15 turned out to be an unwanted pregnancy.
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I would like to be on the list of suspects during your next pregnancy scare.
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If pregnancy were a book they would cut out the last two chapters.
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I was almost hoping that the pregnancy test I took would show up positive so there would be an explanation for my recent weight gain.
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There is no one else I would rather have a pregnancy scare with.
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If you're allergic to waffles, then don't eat waffles. -Peter
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Why? Because, it's a picture of yourself. Anyone can take a picture in a beautiful turtle neck with their hands crossed and whatever name they want. -Lonnie
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No, no, no, no! His dad is the coffee. He passed away and his remains were in the fu..ing coffee can! -Peter Highman
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Im single because I don't just date to date. I date to love & if you dont believe in forever, I'll show you goodbye real fast.
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Ethan, I know you made it up. It's your fu..ing stage name. Why did you have my wife wire money to your stage name? -Peter Highman
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Let me give you a little bit of friendly advice, nobody who calls themselves Hollywood has ever made it in Hollywood! -Peter Highman
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I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a date date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie. Then the plane landed.
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