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Pee Joke Quotes & Sayings
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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
Will Rogers
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Ran into a couple of bears on our last backpacking trip in the Sierra's. I'm surprised I didn't pee in my pants!
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I've been standing in the bathroom at the doctors office trying to pee in a cup for an hour. I literally cannot make myself go...Wtf!
Frankie Muniz
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Being Captain of the Dodgers meant representing an organization committed to winning and trying to keep it going. We could have won every year if the breaks had gone right.
Pee Wee Reese
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Get out of bed to pee or stay in bed where I'm comfortable? Just another one of life's many tough decisions..
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If you rush in and out of the clubhouse, you rush in and out of baseball.
Pee Wee Reese
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Vince is the funniest person I've ever worked with in my entire life. There were days when we were shooting things, I would laugh so hard it would ruin the take, and I was afraid I was going to pee on myself, it was so funny.
Reese Witherspoon
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E3 skin is dry from dehydration and irritated from thick makeup. 5 hour live show = no time to pee so no one drinks water for a week prior.
Morgan Webb
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There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence.
Unknown
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There are three types of men; those who learn by reading, those who learn by watching, and those who pee on the electric fence.
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Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if its worth it to get up and pee or if you can hold it in until the morning.
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Things people say when a movie finishes in the theaters: 5% Awesome movie. 5% that was great acting. 90% I gotta pee!
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Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner.
Gary Smith
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Why did they do it? Beats the hell out of me. I was just a scared kid from Kentucky, and these guys had been up in the majors for a while. I guess it was because I was just such a helluva nice kid - if you'll accept that.
Pee Wee Reese
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I was not a big drug person. I couldn't smoke pot because it made me so paranoid that I couldn't tell if I had to pee or I was really cold, so I just didn't enjoy it.
Pamela Anderson
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You bordo like Enrique, Im toupee, Im three-pee. Im looking like Imma sweep stakes but I treat ya girl like a cheap skate. Cause I need a crib, a big estate.
Big Sean
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My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So now I have to sit down when I pee.
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People who drink light beer don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
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I will pee in a bush, I will shit in a bush, I will hide in a bush.
Snooki
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My view is quite simple. When your dog pees on the carpet, you do not give away your dog. You say, This dog is special. I have to teach him not to pee on the carpet. I feel exactly the same way about men. They need to be taught things.
Jacqueline Bisset
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