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Pencil Joke Quotes & Sayings
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Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field.
Dwight D Eisenhower
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I don't believe in making pencil sketches and then painting landscape in your studio. You must be right under the sky.
William Merritt Chase
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The pencil of the Holy Ghost hath labored more in describing the afflictions of Job than the felicities of Solomon.
Francis Bacon
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Ideas are elusive, slippery things. Best to keep a pad of paper and a pencil at your bedside, so you can stab them during the night before they get away.
Earl Nightingale
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Now, VinceMac Mahon, Mr. McMahon, whatever it is you like to be called, I think it's time you got yo' pencil-neck geek a.. out here and faced the reaper!
The Undertaker
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People still think of me as a cartoonist, but the only thing I lift a pen or pencil for these days is to sign a contract, a check, or an autograph.
Walt Disney
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Nevertheless, the realization that breaking a pencil point would have far less disastrous consequences played little or no role, I believe, in this decision to explore theory!
Rudolph A Marcus
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I drew a picture on the back of a calendar in pencil. In those days they used to give out free calendars, I had no art paper, so I took whatever else I could.
Joe Shuster
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Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling.
Gilbert K Chesterton
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The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead
Robert Brault
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I got behind that pencil and nothing happened for many years, but since they put me in the Songwriters Hall of Fame, I've turned around. I took a good look at myself and said, I think it's time to get back at work.
Otis Blackwell
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Right now, I'm hankering for new adventures... Ninety percent of the time I'm having romantic-comedy fantasies in which I'm wearing little pencil skirts and hurrying down to the subway.
Mindy Kaling
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We have defined these characters - people always expect to see me in a pencil skirt. When they see me out of one, much like when they see Jon Hamm's hair when it isn't slick - they say, 'Wait a minute, you're all 2010!'
Christina Hendricks
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A horse may be coaxed to drink, but a pencil must be lead.
Stan Laurel
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A programming language is for thinking about programs, not for expressing programs you've already thought of. It should be a pencil, not a pen.
Paul Graham
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I can almost always write music; at any hour of the twenty-four, if I put pencil to paper, music comes.
John Philip Sousa
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I'm all about high-waisted pants and skirts, pencil skirts, and sheer, long-sleeves in the summer.
Katerina Graham
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A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence.
Howard Eves
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A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence
Howard Eves
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Ideas are elusive, slippery things. Best to keep a pad of paper and a pencil at your bedside, so you can stab them during the night before they get away.
Earl Nightingale
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