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Im the type of girl who yells at my man to go make me a sandwich.
Unknown
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Would you Kill flipper for a tuna sandwich?
Unknown
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Who do you think would win in a fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco?
Andy Samberg
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Sandwich every bit of criticism between two layers of praise.
Mary Kay Ash
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It's a Tim sandwich. The meat is fresh, but the bread is moldy.
Daniel Craig
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Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
Jack Benny
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You don't need a pack of wild horses to learn how to make a sandwich.
Phil McGraw
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A month before the season, I don't order fries with my club sandwich.
Mario Lemeiux
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Finally made it to Miami. Gonna go kill a Cuban Sandwich and some coffee.
Gabriel Iglesias
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You know that '60 likes 'em over 50. Like Oprah Winfrey. This one fatty fu..ed up her bandwidth. She went insane, tried to download a sandwich.
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If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son, somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich and he never would have gone home.
Vance Havner
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I had to back my gun out in the deli he so simple. I told the ni... make my sandwich with no pickles.
Papoose
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In the family sandwich, the older people and the younger ones can recognize one another as the bread. Those in the middle are, for a time, the meat.
Anna Quindlen
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After enjoying a tuna fish sandwich, my seven year old son kindly asked me to 'Change my breath.'
Steve Carell
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The small businessman is smart; he realizes there's no free lunch. On the other hand, he knows where to go to get a good inexpensive sandwich.
Adam Osborne
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First of all, I'ma live forever, but if I do die I'ma smack God upside the head and tell him to get me a grilled cheese sandwich and some tacos.
Riley Freeman
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Damn rich, peanut butter guts and a Lamorghini, woah. You must have white bread, lets make a sandwich.
Yelawolf
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I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
Tommy Cooper
41 Likes
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My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
Aisha Tyler
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Throw away the key, its a rap bi...! Large shake and a Ludacris sandwich.
Ludacris
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