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Sarcastic Valentines Day Quotes & Sayings
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It's not what you do for me on Valentine's Day that matters but the amount of jealousy it provokes in others.
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You are special to me like no other. I don't want to imagine a day without you in my life. Happy Valentines Day.
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Happy Valentine's Day to the person I've slept with most recently.
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I plan to stare in your eyes for the whole day today. That's my plan for Valentine's Day. How does that sound to you? Happy Valentines Day sweetheart.
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Let's have a fiscally but not s..ually conservative Valentine's Day
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I'm already hating myself at a single-on-Valentine's-Day level.
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I'm going to spend Valentine's Day with my Ex...Box 360!
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The best part of being my own date for Valentine's Day is knowing I'm guaranteed to score.
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This Valentine's Day just be yourself. Someone will find your uniqueness attractive.
Ritu Ghatourey
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May your Valentine's Day dinner have the romantic lighting of a stadium blackout.
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I hope you enjoy what the Internet told me to plan for you this Valentine's Day.
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Valentine's Day is the perfect time to reflect on all your horrible dating choices since last Valentine's Day.
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Happy early Valentine's Day to someone who should already be planning the greatest night of my life.
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Let's have a quiet, relaxing, multi-course dinner cooked by you at home this Valentine's Day.
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Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
Lewis Black
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Rest assured that however crappy your Valentine's Day is, Instagram can make it look romantic...
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Valentines day. A day that makes you hate being single.
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This Valentine's Day, I want you to know exactly how I feel about you in someone else's words.
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If I had balls, I'd shave them for you this Valentine's Day
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February 13 should be international condom day.
Mario Tomasello
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