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I was told I would never make it because I'm too short. Well, I'm still too short. It doesn't matter what your height is, it's what's in your heart.
Kirby Puckett
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The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam or when we are in love.
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Cripple jokes are so mean, I can't stand them!
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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I don't believe that you can be too short as a quarterback. It's not about height.
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The one noticeable similarity with almost all serial killer victims is their short height and low weight.
Pat Brown
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A lover, when he is admitted to cards, ought to be solemnly silent, and observe the motions of his mistress. He must laugh when she laughs, sigh when she sighs. In short, he should be the shadow of her mind. A lady, in the presence of her lover, should never want a looking-glass; as a beau, in the presence of his looking-glass, never wants a mistress.
Henry Fielding
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They say that life is too short, I just wonder who took the measurements.
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I don't know why, but everybody thinks that I'm short. When they see me for the first time, women are always surprised to be obliged to raise their head. - on her height.
Mariah Carey
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God is not something I think about but something I experience as an energy, a Presence. I do find it easier to pray to a female Presence or an androgynous Presence.
Olympia Dukakis
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When there are no women on the tour it can get awful and ugly - constant horrible jokes and gross behaviour. It needs to be leavened with a feminine presence.
Evan Dando
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That which seems the height of absurdity in one generation often becomes the height of wisdom in another.
Adlai E Stevenson
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sharp..but not uncomfortably sharp..like plasticine scissors.
Alex Turner
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The sharp employ the sharp.
Douglas William Jerrold
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Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes.
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When you are alone you are not alone, you are simply lonely and there is a tremendous difference between loneliness and aloneness. When you are lonely you are thinking of the other, you are missing the other. Loneliness is a negative state. You are feeling that it would have been better if the other were there, your friend, your wife, your mother, your beloved, your husband. It would have been good if the other were there, but the other is not. Loneliness is absence of the other. Aloneness is the presence of oneself. Aloneness is very positive. It is a presence, overflowing presence. You are so full of presence that you can fill the whole universe with your presence and there is no need for anybody.
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What do you call a blind German? A not see!
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I believe more in precision, when you have the capability, like when you see a mosquito fly and you're able to hit it, you're able to hit it with a couple of short sharp shots... it's a beautiful thing.
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What do you call a fake noodle??? An impasta.
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What do you call identical boobs? Identitties.
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