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The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.
Johnneil Bertrand
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Put your boobs back in your shirt, smile instead of doing that duck face and put your middle finger down. Have some self-respect!
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Single, taken, in a relationship; are all just terms. Your status is measured by your actions.
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For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.
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My first course came and I put down my book, and I just happened to put up my hand to scratch my head and discovered that my toupee had been blown by the wind and was folded over backwards on the top of my head!
Derek Jacobi
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You have to take a huge loss financially to do a play. You have to put aside the commercials and the speeches and the other things that put money on the table, and really save up to do it. And that's what I've done here. But it's worth it to me to be in a really good play.
Dixie Carter
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You have to put up with the risk of being misunderstood if you are going to try to communicate. You have to put up with people projecting their own ideas, attitudes, misunderstanding you. But it's worth being a public fool if that's all you can be in order to communicate yourself.
Edie Sedgwick
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I was put off by people at school - my cabbage wasn't as good as other people's, you know, so that put me off.
Roger McGough
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A country that can put men on the moon can put women in the Constitution.
Margaret Heckler
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I think that everything is possible as long as you put your mind to it and you put the work and time into it. I think your mind really controls everything.
Michael Phelps
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I probably didn't put forth the effort I should have put forth, didn't realize the value of education until I went to college.
Jamie Moyer
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I said 'well, I'll kiss her twice, you see? We'll come around, I'll kiss her, and if you put a little more track down for the camera, then I'll put my tongue down her throat and you'll get what you want'. He said 'You think so?'
Rod Steiger
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Men need to learn to put everything on the table. Just put everything on the table. And when it comes to the game playing, enough.
Brooklyn Decker
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I put as much thought into your Father's Day gift as you put into having me.
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Until the year 1967, it was a crime, for which you could be put in prison, to make homos..ual love to someone in your own house. If they came in and caught you at it, you could be put into prison. This has changed - I'm talking about England, incidentally.
Patrick Macnee
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Love is when you fall asleep thinking about that person and you wake up and think about them until you fall asleep again.
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All this stuff is so mind-blowing to me that I get to do in my life. Throwing the first pitch out at the White Sox game on a random Wednesday? Like who am I? How did I get this life? I'm glad I'm not jaded, and little kids are the least jaded people in the entire world, so it's fun to be around people that still find wonder in how cool things are.
Jonah Hill
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All I wanted to do was put together one of the best home maths systems in the world, and that's what we've done. I've loved numbers since I was two or three, and I get really excited about them. Now, I'm allowing myself to get excited about things. If you're doing it for a TV network or any major corporation, you have to put a lid on it a little.
Carol Vorderman
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You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.
Dr Gregory House
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A journey of observation must leave as much as possible to chance. Random movement is the best plan for maximum observation.
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