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Stan Cartman Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Stan Cartman" sorted by relevance. 145 matching entries found.
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If you plan to win as I do, the game never ends.
Stan Mikita
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I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, Id be like, HEY! You get your bi... a.. back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
Eric Cartman
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The poor kid passes it to the Jew, the Jew shoots. He misses! Proving once and for all that Jews cannot play hockey!
Eric Cartman
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I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bi... a.. back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
Eric Cartman
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It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It's been like, we've just sort of grown up a bit and it's amazing to just see how, if you take Butters and Cartman and put them in any scene, it works.
Trey Parker
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Stan: All people from Jersey do is hump and punch each other.
South Park
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I appreciate men like Ben Webster and Coleman Hawkins very much.
Stan Getz
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Fill me up with your energy. Yeah, you know .You turn me on I think I go crazy.
Alexandra Stan
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If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.
Stan Laurel
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We have the notion that we exist but we have no way to prove it. 'I am' is the closest foundation we can get.
Stan Brakhage
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I had a dream that I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.
Stan Laurel
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You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led.
Stan Laurel
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Who are taking to the witch burning Saturday night?
Stan Freberg
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Stan and I funded the first phase of the work ourselves. It was secret.
Martin Fleischmann
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I love Marvel and the people there. I'm glad I'm still part of it.
Stan Lee
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Superheroes? In New York? Give me a break! -Stan Lee
The Avengers
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Records used to be documents, but now record companies want product.
Stan Getz
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Its a mans obligation to stick his boneration in a womens separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
Eric Cartman
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You don't rehearse jazz to death to get the camera angles.
Stan Getz
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You can read all the textbooks and listen to all the records, but you have to play with musicians that are better than you.
Stan Getz
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