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Ted Bear Funny Quotes & Sayings
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To bear with patience wrongs done to oneself is a mark of perfection, but to bear with patience wrongs done to someone else is a mark of imperfection and even of actual sin.
Thomas Aquinas
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Today America lost a great elder statesman, a committed public servant, and leader of the Senate. And today I lost a treasured friend. Ted Kennedy was an iconic, larger than life United States senator whose influence cannot be overstated. Many have come before, and many will come after, but Ted Kennedy's name will always be remembered as someone who lived and breathed the United States Senate and the work completed within its chamber.
Orrin Hatch
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I have a message for anyone coming to the Ozzfest this summer [Summer, 2000]: If you're planning to jump up onstage during my set, please do not give me any bear hugs, because they fu..ing hurt. Listen to me, I'm dead serious. On the first night of last year's tour, this enormous guy jumped up onstage and gave me a huge bear hug. He crushed 3 of my ribs and I had to do the whole tour in absolute agony. I couldn't believe it, the first fu..ing show!
Ozzy Osbourne
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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Good thoughts bear good fruit, bad thoughts bear bad fruit.
James Allen
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By the time you know what to do, you're too old to do it.
Ted Williams
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We all go a little mad sometimes.
Ted Bundy
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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God gets you to the plate, but once your there your on your own.
Ted Williams
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What happens in the heart simply happens.
Ted Hughes
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In January '77 I went out to LA and have been here 26 years.
Ted Shackelford
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You have to like the characters you play.
Ted McGinley
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Before us stands yesterday.
Ted Hughes
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s.. is only dirty when you do it right.
Ted Bundy
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Anyone should be able to read comics.
Ted Rall
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The mind is just another muscle.
Ted Turner
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