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Tosh Oed Uph Oed Up Quotes & Sayings
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If you had to eat another human to survive, do you think they'd taste like their ethnic background?
Daniel Tosh
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You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Daniel Tosh
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Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, 'Hey, at least I'm not pregnant.'
Daniel Tosh
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I've been accused for a shootin. Which I know never do. Who dem in prison that willing dey. So I've got to pull my way through.
Peter Tosh
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My father wanted me to have all the educational opportunities he never had... so he sent me to a girls school.
Daniel Tosh
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To have the truth in your possession you can be found guilty, sentenced to death.
Peter Tosh
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To have the truth in your possession you can be found guilty, sentenced to death.
Peter Tosh
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Finding my dog's g spot is taking way longer than I would care to admit.
Daniel Tosh
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When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
Daniel Tosh
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When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
Daniel Tosh
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Old engineer in the train sitting in the shade. Strummin' with the rhythm that them drivers made.
Peter Tosh
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My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, Well that taught me a lesson.
Daniel Tosh
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In Los Angeles they don't throw out their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Daniel Tosh
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I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs was, but I would have made the iPhone charger cord twice as long.
Daniel Tosh
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Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger
Daniel Tosh
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He used to carry his guitar in a gunny sack. Sitting in a tree in the railroad track.
Peter Tosh
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He never learned to read and a write so well but he could play his guitar like ringing a bell yell.
Peter Tosh
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'
Daniel Tosh
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Babylon charge I for ganja which I know couldn't do. How could one man Gang Jah Must be an ape from the zoo.
Peter Tosh
13 Likes
models: I'm not voting for you for any stupid magazine list! If you were really that Hot you wouldn't have to beg the world to stuff the ballot.
Daniel Tosh
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