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Valentines Day Single Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
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We've still got a few days until Valentine's Day, so if you're secretly in love with me... Now is the time to speak up.
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I'm sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here.
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I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
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People call it Valentines Day, I call it Tuesday.
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Why does it matter if its valentines tomorrow ? You should always show the one you love that you love them there's no need for a day for it.
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It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'
Laura Kightlinger
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Nothing Steve Jobs ever created could fully replace you in my life.
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A real man can make everyday Valentines day for his girl.
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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fu..ing blue.
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There is no doubt that relationships require work. But this work means working on yourself, adjusting your attitudes, and learning to accept others. Valentines day is a great way to say not only I love you, but also I accept you and I support you.
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Valentines Day is the day that the 'V' and 'D' come together.
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Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
Hussein Nishah
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'No Valentine for Valentines Day' Remember that some people don't have a Mother on Mothers Day and some without a Father on Fathers Day.
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Valentine's Day is the best day of the year because that's when we get to exchange gifts, express our love and get down and intimate! Happy Valentines Day.
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If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do matters very much.
Jackie Kennedy
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For Valentine's Day, I'm going to do nothing. But the next day, I'm going to buy all the discount chocolates I like.
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SINGLE AND (maybe if youre attractive funny and educated and/or Ryan Gosling ) READY TO MINGLE.
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Just remember that being alone on Valentine's Day is no different than any other day of your life.
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