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when you look back on your sorry-ass life 30 years from now, do you want to be the loser who did the right thing, or do you want to be the stud who did Jenny Swanson?
RJ Berger
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I've got a Police Commissioner so far up my ass, if he spits it's coming out of my mouth. -Capt. Howard
Bad Boys 2
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I've got so much brass up my a.. that I can play the Star Spangled Banner. -Capt. Howard
Bad Boys 2
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Hey dumb a.. I bought my own car, not mommy and daddy!
Unknown
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You don't want these problems, that's a bad idea. Machete'll have your a.. runnin' like diarrhea.
Yung Joc
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Go for the gold! Get your a.. in gear by pushing yourself harder to get your goal accomplished..and then...keep going! Health always matters!
Unknown
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Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly but I really liked it. Now I'm going bowling
Gabriel Iglesias
5 Likes
They say, he must had an angel, 'cause look how death missed his ass. Unbreakable, what you thought they'd call me Mr. Glass?
Kanye West
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To be honest, Im enjoying kicking Situations ass. I dont think a lot of girls get to do that.
Karina Smirnoff
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I got these haters hot, like global warming. But I swang without warning get in your a.. like that charmin.
Riff Raff
3 Likes
You should calm your man if you got love for him, before you see his a.. flying of the roof like Nutzo in Above The Rim.
Lloyd Banks
8 Likes
If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!
Unknown
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fu.. her on the floor before we make it to the bed. Switch your a.. really comes started from the bottom, yes lord.
Drake
33 Likes
When a woman says size doesn't matter is she talking about her tight a.. outfit?
Romany Malco
1 Likes
I don't know where the hell you're going but you better give yourself to the lord, or someone, because your a.. is mine!
Stone Cold Steve Austin
58 Likes
Fat boy on a diet, don't try it. I'll jack yo' a.. like a looter in a riot.
Cypress Hill
6 Likes
I'm kind of a smart a.. so I guess I need someone that can give it back to me to hold my attention.
Amber Lancaster
14 Likes
These long a.. 90's nails are slowing me down. I have a feeling this trend is going to be short-lived.
Catt Sadler
3 Likes
Snakes in the grass be on that bullshit, ni...s thats a.. stay with the full clip.
Tony Yayo
7 Likes
Stupid a.. chain on spent a hundred somethin. Bent her over like a dog, I had her runnin from me.
Webbie
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