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Your Momma S Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Your Momma S" sorted by relevance. 98 matching entries found.
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Your momma's so fat, once she jumped in the water, and everyone ran out yelling, 'Tsunami!'
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Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!
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Yo momma's so fat her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
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If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words.
Dolly Parton
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Momma... style you gotta see her to believe it! The type of girl that every man wants, Is shwaty a bomb? She really got it going on and I just gotta have her!
Rock City
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Yo momma's so fat, she could sell shade.
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Yo momma so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.
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Your Momma's so fat she can go on vacation by rolling over.
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Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager.
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Yo momma's so fat, when she wore a yellow jacket downtown, everyone yelled, 'Hey, Taxi.'
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I hope they're still making women like my momma. She always told me to do the right thing. She always told me to have pride in myself; she said a good name is better than money.
Joe Louis
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When I die I wanna go to hell, cause I'm a piece of s***, it ain't hard to f***** tell. Crime after crime, from drugs to extortion. I know my momma wish she got a f***** abortion
Biggie
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Until you meet a kid like K I ni...s thought I was crazy my momma knw I stay high we gettin money mom.
Kid Cudi
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When I die I wanna go to hell, cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fu..ing tell. Crime after crime, from drugs to extortion. I know my momma wish she got a f***** abortion.
Biggie
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The block is packed. Baby gott an attitude and proud to holla back. Momma's givin' advice but she ain't tryna hear that. Not because it's wrong, just her delivery is whack.
Lyfe Jennings
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Now when Rome go Gidget the other got Bridget. What's more tripped out though is they sisters. Nah, you aint listen, they black, they sisters. They momma, named them after white bi...es.
Kanye West
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Do, do, do your thing baby, Don't stop with what you're doing, forget what other girls say. All their doing is hey, ey! Uhuu momma bad, bad to the bone, a million other, but the only one I notice is only you!
Rock City
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When I die I wanna go to hell, cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fu..ing tell. Crime after crime, from drugs to extortion. I know my momma wish she got a f***** abortion.
Notorious BIG
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When I die I wanna go to hell, cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fu..ing tell. Crime after crime, from drugs to extortion. I know my momma wish she got a f***** abortion.
Biggie Smalls
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ni... ask your momma, ima motherfu..in player, if I see your girlfriend starin ima take her, thats word to my cousin up in oakland with the sc....r, 501 jeans, yea thats my flavor.
Pac Div
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