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Humorous Christmas Quotes About Hilarious Christmas
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This year I plan to start putting off my Christmas shopping extra early.
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Thanks for agreeing not to buy each other anything for Christmas and then making me feel guilty by buying something anyway.
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You remind me of Santa in that you work about one day a year and spend the other 364 days judging.
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Christmas shopping for you has made me realize that I know absolutely nothing about you.
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I put so much thought into your gift it's now too late to get it.
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My favorite part of the holiday season is blaming my long-term weight gain on the holiday season.
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I'd be much more into the office holiday party if my coworkers weren't invited.
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Here's hoping Santa doesn't get killed using Apple Maps this Christmas.
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I'm dreaming of a Christmas as white but not nearly as depressing as the Republican party.
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I can't believe you're alone over the holidays considering how easy you are to get into bed.
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This is my favorite time of year to be childless.
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A holiday miracle would be still fitting into my clothes after the holidays.
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May you maintain the same fake enthusiasm for the holidays as North Koreans did for Kim Jong II.
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Let's hope the kids are stupid enough to believe Santa bought them this year's budget-conscious, crappy gifts.
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Whether you're offended by me saying Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas, take comfort in knowing I don't really mean either.
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I hope you like the gift I took partial credit for.
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Pretending to believe in the Mayan apocalypse prophecy is a great way to get out of buying Christmas presents.
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The quality of your Christmas gifts makes me wish Santa was real.
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May your holiday season be filled with friends and family who don't bring up your school's horrifying pedophiliac sex scandal.
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Let's give thanks our neighborhood is too dangerous for Christmas caroling.
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