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Roses are red Violets are blue Our presidential candidates are morons America is doomed
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I predict Obama will get an early lead, then all the Republicans will get off of work.
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Somebody start talking about politics so I can fall back asleep...
Sara Underwood
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Politics is just show business for ugly people.
Jay Leno
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If the gods had intended for people to vote, they would have given us candidates
Howard Zinn
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
Earnest Benn
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Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
Robert Byrne
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Half a truth is better than no politics.
G K Chesterton
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To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
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One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.
Plato
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Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
Ronald Reagan
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In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.
Napoleon Bonaparte
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Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Will Rogers
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The political machine triumphs because it is a united minority acting against a divided majority.
Will Durant
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I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
Will Rogers
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The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
Larry Hardiman
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We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
Frank McKinney Hubbard
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The mistake a lot of politicians make is in forgetting they've been appointed and thinking they've been anointed.
Claude D Pepper
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A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
Texas Guinan
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Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.
George Clooney
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