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Weekend Quotes About Funny
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21 Weekend quotes tagged with Funny.
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
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Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.
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It's Saturday. The toughest decision you need to make is bottle or draft.
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Mondays are God's punishment for what you did during the weekend.
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Everybody secretly hates that couple who plans their wedding on holiday weekends.
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I drink on Sunday to forget that tomorrow is Monday.
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Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.
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Ahhh Friday...my second favorite F word!
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The best way to spend your weekend is by watching a horror movie and screaming louder than the characters in it.
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Im convinced that God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend...
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Nothing in the world is more expensive than a woman who's free for the weekend.
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Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football.
SA Sachs
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Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.
Joseph Addison
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Weekend planning is a prime time to apply the Deathbed Priority Test: On your deathbed, will you wish you would spent more prime weekend hours grocery shopping or walking in the woods with your kids?
Hal Borland
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Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.
Richard Nelson Bolles
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There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends.
Arnot Sheppard
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Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.
Ogden Nash
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Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?
Marilyn Vos Savant
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There aren't enough days in the weekend.
Rod Schmidt
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Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Bill Watterson
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