I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.


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Suggest Revision: Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
 
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Suggest Revision: Jack Benny was, without a doubt, the bravest comedian I have ever seen work. He wasn't afraid of silence. He would take as long as it took to tell the story.
 
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