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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

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Modesty is my best quality

Gags die, humor doesn't

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Gags die, humor doesn't

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Jack Benny was, without a doubt, the bravest comedian I have ever seen work. He wasn't afraid of silence. He would take as long as it took to tell the story.

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Featured Quote: "Its funny how sometimes the people you'd take a bullet for, are the ones behind the trigger."

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