A Guy At Work Went In For A Competition And Won A Trip To China. He's Out There Now...trying To Win A Trip Back! - SearchQuotes

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A guy at work went in for a competition and won a trip to China. He's out there now...trying to win a trip back!

Jerry Dennis

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