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Math Teacher: I Have 5 Bottles In One Hand And 6 In The Other What Do I Have Quotes & Sayings
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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.
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I'd never been a teacher before, and here I was starting my first day with these eager students. There was a shortage of teachers, and they had been without a math teacher for six months. They were so excited to learn math.
Andrew Shue
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In high school, a teacher once suggested that I be a math major in college. I thought, 'Me? You've got to be joking!' I mean, in junior high, I used to come home and cry because I was so afraid of my math homework. Seriously, I was terrified of math.
Danica McKellar
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Dear Mom, It is not my fault I am failing math. Sincerely, blaming my math teacher.
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You know, I loved math. My mom was a math teacher.
Joan Cusack
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You know, I loved math. My mom was a math teacher.
Joan Cusack
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During a test when the teacher passes by, you cover your answers with your hand so that the teacher cant see how stupid you are.
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Students never think it can be the teacher's fault and so I thought I was stupid. I was frustrated and would come home and cry because I couldn't do it. Then we got a new teacher who made math accessible. That made all the difference and I learned that it's how you present it that makes it scary or friendly.
Danica McKellar
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I noticed there were so many people, especially women, who would come up to me having recognized me from TV and say, 'I heard you were a math person, why math? Oh my gosh, I could never do math!' I could just see their self-esteem crumbling; I thought that was silly, so I wanted to make math more friendly and accessible.
Danica McKellar
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Lmao. My math teacher just added me on Facebook. I hate him.
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I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.
Calvin Trillin
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My message is: You don't have to give up being popular, fun, or fashionable in order to be smart; they can go hand and hand. Doing math is a great way to exercise your brain; being smart is going to make you more powerful in life.
Danica McKellar
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The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.
William Arthur Ward
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Livin in the fast lane eyes on the road, hand on the wheel empty bottles on the flooo.
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Learning from a first-hand experience is a much better teacher than a text book!!
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The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.
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Just Ciroc bottles and top models, all real ni...s that pop bottles. I pulled up and I drop-topped, and my bad bi... just popped out.
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The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.
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Bottles on bottles with sparklers surround my team. That long cash get the baddest bi...es out they jeans. Twenty years in this game, looking seventeen. I dont lean: no codeine, promethazine.
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My favorite subject probably was math. I love math. Figures just intrigue me. I was really good at math. English probably was my worst subject. But I used to write a lot of poetry. I used to write poetry all the time.
Herschel Walker
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