My Mother Says I Didn't Open My Eyes For Eight Days After I Was Born, But When I Did, The First Thing I Saw Was An Engagement Ring. I Was Hooked. - SearchQuotes

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My mother says I didn't open my eyes for eight days after I was born, but when I did, the first thing I saw was an engagement ring. I was hooked.

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